http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa When You're Lost, Nothing's A Detour Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:03:13 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A day of bullet points: As of 9:30 am, it is officially rainy and awful here in Paris. A day for staying in. I shall probably stick close to “home” today. As I’m used to using my cell phone as a watch—and as I’m not using it here because I can’t get ... http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa/?p=194 Okay, before the Paris stuff? You have to see this, found on Flickr, and sent to me by the fabulous Kennedy Kabasares: You Know You're A Redneck If Your Wife Is Quoted In The Local Paper Saying... Okay, now then: Paris, day 3 -- aka, Père Lachaise day I went searching again this morning, ... http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa/?p=193 (If you haven't already seen them, the pictures from Day 2 are here.) I slept fitfully last night, and had trouble staying asleep. I ended up getting up at 8:45, which is unheard of. I know it wouldn't last if I stayed here for a long time, but I'm at the ... http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa/?p=192 It's taken me a while to get things written down and organized, but today's my 4th day in Paris (did you know I was going to Paris? Um, I was. I mean, am). I've got stuff to show you, if'n ya wanna look. First off, all the pictures I've taken are ... http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa/?p=191 (After an attractive title like that, how can you not read?) Lately I'm trying out actions and art forms that require me to unpack long-stuffed-down feelings. Which is basically, every feeling I ever have. I have been hiding from life, and I am attempting to unhide. The baby steps I've ... http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa/?p=190 Today's Moment of Surrealism: Just moments ago, I had the experience of trying to explain, to a Spanish-speaking person over at my house, the plot of the movie Harvey. Try that sometime. It wasn't so much about knowing enough Spanish to do the job. While pointing to Jimmy Stewart on the video box, ... http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa/?p=189 ...I think there ought to be a band called Photoshop Nose Job. That is all. http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa/?p=188 http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa/?p=187 This time, we try out the Ionic White Tooth Whitening System! Whee! But Wait, There's More! The Podcast And yes, someday I'll post something real here again. Someday... http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa/?p=186 Okay, first of all? THIS. Ghetto folk in Alabama, trying to find a leprechaun. I shit you not. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8] Then! If anybody out there likes kitschy vintage advertising (and original) art, then you totally have to check out Dan Goodsell (aka grikily)'s Flickr profile and photostream. As one testimonial says, ... http://www.tracyberna.com/ltaa/?p=185